Friday, December 09, 2005

The Mystery Of The Misplaced Message-part1

Just a few days before, the world's finest crime fighters The Uuvaaaauuuus successfully saved the world from the evil Dr.Professor and his minions. The members were enjoying a well-deserved break after a very stressful week of crime fighting.

The night was colder than usual but AgentAbhishek was sipping on his favorite carton of flavored milk with dogged determination to complete his latest project, a new rulebook for the group.
.........RING!!! RING!!!. The sudden noise startles the usually composed Super hero. Thinking it was a bomb secretly placed in his secret lab in the secret lair, AgentAbhishek does the most sensible thing to do in such a situation......he starts to write his will.

After a while when the ringing ceases he realizes it was just his cell phone’s message alert which had gone off. The rugged display with grease marks and infinite scratches makes it almost impossible to view the contents, not to mention the sender. But
AgentAbhishek knows from experience that only one person would send messages at 3am in the morning......it had to be The Unsinkable Fish.

Cursing the odd hour and sheer absurdness of the situation his expert eyes to read the message. What he comes across almost knocks him out of his senses and his feet.............
“HEY DARLIN DON FOOL AROUND! WHY NOT TOMO NITE?? DON WORRY NOTHIN WILL GO WRONG......”

It takes all of his vast experience and composure for AgentAbhishek to stop himself from rolling over the floor with laughter. The truth hits him with the sweetness of a Cadbury bar. AGENTNEERU HAD SENT A LOVE MESSAGE!!!!! What made the fact sweeter was that, he had by mistake, sent it to the last person on Earth whom he would have wanted to tell about his love life.

With the agility of a Kabbadi player :-)and using one of the most advanced and efficient systems ever developed in the civilized world, SMS, AgentAbhishek quickly relays the message to the other important members, Agents HARSHA and TKP.

It is amazing how fast this kind of secret information spreads.... within hours the entire world of espionage is rolling over the floor with laughter.

.........Meanwhile in a house far.. far.. away a soft voice can be heard ..... “DARLING I’M HERE”,its interrupted by another coarse voice with a chuckle “I KNEW YOU WOULD COME ”. “CLOSE THE DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.................

Uuvaaaaaauuuuuuuu.

To be continued...........

2 Comments:

Blogger Chandler said...

LOL.. Just too good da.. i haven't laughed so much in such a long time..

8:34 AM  
Blogger LorD-VisionZ said...

uvaaahuvuuu.... thnx agent harsha for enlighting the world about the feelings of niru

8:47 AM  

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