The Mystery Of The Misplaced Message- Part2
It was a bright sunny morning. AgentNEERU was in cloud9, actually cloud99. Last night had been the best so far in his short and unlucky love life since he joined the Uuvaaaauuuuu group. Nothing could go wrong now....none could stop him now………. Like Tom Hanks said, 'LIFE WAS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES'. He couldn’t have been more wrong........................
Unknown to him, his love message to his darling valentine had been intercepted by his fellow agent. Actually AgentNEERU had forgotten to wear his goggles of greater vision before sending the message. Therefore he had unknowingly sent it to the wrong person.
The trap was set, only the prey had to fall in it. The members could hardly contain their excitement. They had stumbled upon information that would change the face of their group forever, bright pink for AgentNEERU. AgentAbhishek was biting so deep into his fingernails that AgentHARSHA could have sworn he saw blood oozing out. AgentTKP was his usual composed self because unknown to the others, he always had an instinctive doubt about the fish’s ‘extra-curricular’ activities.
AgentNEERU walked into the lair with a broad smile in his face, but one look at the others and he knew something was wrong. The last time they had all surrounded him with smiles lighting up their faces, he had gone home with a sore bum after good round of their yearly ritual of…..’BIRTHDAY BUMPS’.
He takes a quick glance at the calendar and heaves a sigh of relief. Its when the members make low moaning sounds and taunts, the entire weight of the of the truth sinks into him, faster than the Titanic. ‘SOMEONE HAD FOUND OUT ABOUT LAST NIGHT’
But how???? He had planned it so well, checked every single detail. Where he could have flawed? He was completely at a loss for ideas at that moment. Slowly he walked to his chair in the eastern end of the lair and sat down with a grave look in his face. He was sure about one thing; whatever it was ‘HE WOULD’NT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT’
After about 30 seconds, the self-control of the members starts to fade. AgentABHISHEK was the first person to ask the dreaded question. WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT AND WITH WHO? Before AgentNEERU could think of a suitable reply, Agents HARSHA and TKP started to enact a scene of a ball dance, much to the embarrassment of the fish. Well, the UnSinkable Fish was sinking fast today.
He managed to mutter something unintelligible and makes a beeline for the exit, but AgentHARSHA is too fast for him. He throws his arm across and stops him with ease; this evaporates the final hope of AgentNEERU to escape from the mortification he was going to face.
A volley of questions is thrown at him faster than a supersonic jet.
IS IT THE DEADLY VAMP?? WHO TRIED TO SEDUCE AGENTNEERU A FEW YEARS BACK IN ORDER TO BREAK THE UUVAAUUUUUU GROUP?????
IS IT THE VOLUPTUOUS GIRL?? WHOM AGENTNEERU HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A FEW MORE YEARS BACK AND REALIZED, IT WAS THE EFFECT OF A LOVE POTION WHICH SHE HAD USED ON HIM TO GET SECRET INFORMATION ABOUT THE UUVAAAAUUUU GROUP.
Only time would tell. But whoever it was, it’s only a matter of time before the experienced inner members would find out.
And when they do.............Uuvvaaaaauuuuuuuuu.
Unknown to him, his love message to his darling valentine had been intercepted by his fellow agent. Actually AgentNEERU had forgotten to wear his goggles of greater vision before sending the message. Therefore he had unknowingly sent it to the wrong person.
The trap was set, only the prey had to fall in it. The members could hardly contain their excitement. They had stumbled upon information that would change the face of their group forever, bright pink for AgentNEERU. AgentAbhishek was biting so deep into his fingernails that AgentHARSHA could have sworn he saw blood oozing out. AgentTKP was his usual composed self because unknown to the others, he always had an instinctive doubt about the fish’s ‘extra-curricular’ activities.
AgentNEERU walked into the lair with a broad smile in his face, but one look at the others and he knew something was wrong. The last time they had all surrounded him with smiles lighting up their faces, he had gone home with a sore bum after good round of their yearly ritual of…..’BIRTHDAY BUMPS’.
He takes a quick glance at the calendar and heaves a sigh of relief. Its when the members make low moaning sounds and taunts, the entire weight of the of the truth sinks into him, faster than the Titanic. ‘SOMEONE HAD FOUND OUT ABOUT LAST NIGHT’
But how???? He had planned it so well, checked every single detail. Where he could have flawed? He was completely at a loss for ideas at that moment. Slowly he walked to his chair in the eastern end of the lair and sat down with a grave look in his face. He was sure about one thing; whatever it was ‘HE WOULD’NT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT’
After about 30 seconds, the self-control of the members starts to fade. AgentABHISHEK was the first person to ask the dreaded question. WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT AND WITH WHO? Before AgentNEERU could think of a suitable reply, Agents HARSHA and TKP started to enact a scene of a ball dance, much to the embarrassment of the fish. Well, the UnSinkable Fish was sinking fast today.
He managed to mutter something unintelligible and makes a beeline for the exit, but AgentHARSHA is too fast for him. He throws his arm across and stops him with ease; this evaporates the final hope of AgentNEERU to escape from the mortification he was going to face.
A volley of questions is thrown at him faster than a supersonic jet.
IS IT THE DEADLY VAMP?? WHO TRIED TO SEDUCE AGENTNEERU A FEW YEARS BACK IN ORDER TO BREAK THE UUVAAUUUUUU GROUP?????
IS IT THE VOLUPTUOUS GIRL?? WHOM AGENTNEERU HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A FEW MORE YEARS BACK AND REALIZED, IT WAS THE EFFECT OF A LOVE POTION WHICH SHE HAD USED ON HIM TO GET SECRET INFORMATION ABOUT THE UUVAAAAUUUU GROUP.
Only time would tell. But whoever it was, it’s only a matter of time before the experienced inner members would find out.
And when they do.............Uuvvaaaaauuuuuuuuu.
posted by HARSHA BALASUBRAMANIAN at 12:33 AM
4 Comments:
dude u r gonna get paid for this man its too good
I was wondering if it was actually wise to come out in the open announcing his secret love life to the larger world living in the dark
Brilliant da..
Thank you all.
Do I know you Mr/Ms Ass-ass-in :-)
(Sorry couldn't help myself)
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