Blog wars-part2-The Empire Strikes Back
I would like to mention two things to my readers. Firstly,this episode of Blog Wars was written by my good friend NIRANJAN, who was too LAZY to create his own blog :-). I just gave it the Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu touch at some parts. Secondly, there is a GOOGLE TOOLBAR at the end of this page for your use.
Please leave your pearls of wisdom after reading the posts.
Cheers!!
He blinked under the harsh glare of the tube light, beads of sweat dripping down his forehead…his mind started to wander around. AgentABHI looked around him and wondered how he had got himself into this mess. He should have waited for his experienced members of the elite circle,instead, he had chosen two of the dumbest Agents the Uuvvaaaauuuu had ever recruited in its history.
A sharp poke from the left threw him out of his stupor. AgentHARSHA gave him a long look “Don’t be so hard on yourself!!! Things are going to be fine, don’t worry.” To AgentHARSHA’s left sat AgentTKP, who was leaning back with eyes closed and to AgentABHI’s right sat AgentNeeru messaging secretly to his ladylove, casting furtive glances around him. AgentABHI took a deep breath. He thought, “When all this gets over. I will personally throw those two out of the Uuvvaaauuuu league, AFTER I KILL THEM”
Naturally our readers would be wondering what their faithful Uuvvaaaauuuuuu super heroes where up to?.........................................Still wondering?????, they where at the research facility of the evil Dr.HOC. Now HOC could expand as “Head of Critters” or “High on cowshit”(or anything other nasty thing).
It was the 17th of December, the year 2040. It had been 30 years since the Critters had taken over earth. Humans where now nothing but slaves under the cruel rule that had crushed their very foundation laid meticulously over the years. Dr.HOC had successfully taken over the earth with the help of his 'big brother' (‘Anna’ univ). But pockets of resistance had sprung; many rebel groups had made life tough for the Critters. And that’s where the Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu super heroes come in. Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu ruled INDIA and gave Dr.HOC his fair share of sleepless nights. For more information on that.........wait now let’s get back to our heroes..........this way please (scroll down dummy!!!!)
Our four super heroes where present at ‘The Critter Headquarters’ situated at Soori Pooradha-uur in South India (sounds familiar). The reason being that the Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu groups WEAPON OF MASS DISTRACTION also codenamed as the Nakkuviya 6600, had been stolen by Dr.HOC and his evil critters. Hence our super heroes had called out a temporary truce to meet Dr.HOC. Now one might ask what is the big deal with a Nakkuviya 6600??? Anyone ever tried fixing the battery in wrong side up??? The Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu had successfully accomplished this under controlled laboratorial environment and had invented the “WEAPON OF MASS DISTRACTION!!!
Thankfully, the critters where not mentally equipped to realize the use the destructive/distractive powers of the weapon and hence had now offered to return it back, but at a cost.
AgentABHI’s mind wandered to that fateful night when it had happened...........
It was a covert operation codenamed “GREAT BALLS OF FIRE”!!!
It involved infiltration of The Critters Headquarters, to retrieve valuable information on a deadly project that DR.HOC was developing named “CRITTERMINATOR”. The completion of such a project would destroy their chances of saving the world.
So went in and they went in hard. But there was a small change of plans??????.
AgentTKP and AgentHARSHA were on another mission, and AgentNEERU was on a vacation with his ladylove. So AgentABHI had, with much reluctance, chosen two lesser-known Agents, Sub-AgentARJUN “doesn’t really”MATTUR and Sub-Agent ANKESH SHAGHH.
It was a sultry night….. AgentABHI looked up at the full moon and his mind wandered (sorry it is habitual!!) to that romantic night with his lover. They looked into each others eyes and they had for the first time...………..OUCH!!!!! Sub-AgentARJUN “doesn’t really”MATTUR and Sub-Agent ANKESH SHAGH had decided to use AgentABHI as a convenient landing pad.
“Cant you shit heads use your brains???” hissed AgentABHI, rubbing his sore back.
“Sorry Sir!!” barked Sub-AgentMATTUR.
“Don’t shout you idiot!! You’ll get us caught,” hissed AgentABHI again wondering how AgentMATTUR had managed to get into their faction.
“Ok men let’s go. Follow me and my orders!!” ordered AgentABHI.
And after fifteen minutes of hissing and foot stomping and half a dozen yelps later the three had managed to reach the Information Department of the Critter facility. But this was not before they had used the WOMD (weapon of mass distraction) to zap two Critter guards and one hapless pig who Sub-AgentMATHUR insisted, had reminded him of the evil Dr.HOC. They scaled they walls and entered the high security labs on the second floor.
AgentABHI got to work immediately and hacked into the systems and stole all necessary information on the “Critterminator”. Just as they where about to leave, Sub-Agent SHAGHH suddenly found a CD of “CRITTER STRIKE 2” in his pocket and this being the favorite past time of Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu, the three couldn’t resist a game!!! As the three sat down and enjoyed some Critter ass-kicking, they failed to realize that the evil Dr.Professor, who had joined with Dr.HOC after his previous attempt to take over the world had failed, had detected their presence in the lab. AgentABHI was enjoying his game when he noticed movement in the corridor, but it was too late.............................................
“Put your friggin hands in the air!!” screamed Dr.Professor, a stun gun gleaming in his hands.
Three Critter guards stood behind him with stupid grins and guns too.
All it needed was a glance between Sub-AgentMATTUR and SHAGHH and before AgentABHI could shout “ATTACK!!”......they had vanished!! AgentABHI turned back at
Dr.Professor knowing he didn’t have much time. The felt the heavy WOMD in his pocket...........................
“Feeling a bit lonely Potter???" sneered Dr.Professor (for those who are surprised by this, AgentABHI is also known in the espionage world as 'Scary Potter')
“Not really......I have you for company now” smiled AgentABHI.
“What do you mean?” asked Prof suspiciously.
“Well I was wondering what is 1+1......could you help me out??” asked AgentABHI confidently.
Now Critters where very dumb by nature as I have mentioned before, hence all 4 critters lifted their hands religiously in an attempt to solve the problem.
AgentABHI could watch it in slow motion....... their guns clattered to the ground and at the same instant AgentABHI had pulled out the WOMD.................
The moment he pressed the “Critter Killer” button AgentABHI knew something was wrong. In his hurry he had aimed the weapon at himself !!!!! ZAP!!!!BUZZZ!!!!!OUCH!!!! AgentABHI felt himself passing out due to shock and his last visions where.....Bbblack.
Luckily for AgentABHI he had merely stun himself and the Critters where knocked out by the shockwaves.
387 meters away after their successful escape........
“Shit!!!” exclaimed Sub-AgentSHAGHH.
“What??” questioned Sub-AgentMATTUR.
“I left the Critter-strike CD back there, we’ve got to get it!!!” said Sub-AgentSHAGHH”.
And that’s how AgentABHI was ‘accidentally’ rescued by his Sub-Agents who had obviously not come for him and as you would have guessed, they left the WOMD behind.
The cold breeze cut across his face….AgentABHI snapped back to reality. AgentNEERU nudged him “It is time, are sure you don want us in with you???”
“No...I’ll do it myself. Thanks” mumbled AgentABHI shaking his head in remorse.
Read the exiting end in the next episode of ............................BLOG WARS-- RETURN OF THE UUVVAAAAUUUUUUU.
Please leave your pearls of wisdom after reading the posts.
Cheers!!
He blinked under the harsh glare of the tube light, beads of sweat dripping down his forehead…his mind started to wander around. AgentABHI looked around him and wondered how he had got himself into this mess. He should have waited for his experienced members of the elite circle,instead, he had chosen two of the dumbest Agents the Uuvvaaaauuuu had ever recruited in its history.
A sharp poke from the left threw him out of his stupor. AgentHARSHA gave him a long look “Don’t be so hard on yourself!!! Things are going to be fine, don’t worry.” To AgentHARSHA’s left sat AgentTKP, who was leaning back with eyes closed and to AgentABHI’s right sat AgentNeeru messaging secretly to his ladylove, casting furtive glances around him. AgentABHI took a deep breath. He thought, “When all this gets over. I will personally throw those two out of the Uuvvaaauuuu league, AFTER I KILL THEM”
Naturally our readers would be wondering what their faithful Uuvvaaaauuuuuu super heroes where up to?.........................................Still wondering?????, they where at the research facility of the evil Dr.HOC. Now HOC could expand as “Head of Critters” or “High on cowshit”(or anything other nasty thing).
It was the 17th of December, the year 2040. It had been 30 years since the Critters had taken over earth. Humans where now nothing but slaves under the cruel rule that had crushed their very foundation laid meticulously over the years. Dr.HOC had successfully taken over the earth with the help of his 'big brother' (‘Anna’ univ). But pockets of resistance had sprung; many rebel groups had made life tough for the Critters. And that’s where the Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu super heroes come in. Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu ruled INDIA and gave Dr.HOC his fair share of sleepless nights. For more information on that.........wait now let’s get back to our heroes..........this way please (scroll down dummy!!!!)
Our four super heroes where present at ‘The Critter Headquarters’ situated at Soori Pooradha-uur in South India (sounds familiar). The reason being that the Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu groups WEAPON OF MASS DISTRACTION also codenamed as the Nakkuviya 6600, had been stolen by Dr.HOC and his evil critters. Hence our super heroes had called out a temporary truce to meet Dr.HOC. Now one might ask what is the big deal with a Nakkuviya 6600??? Anyone ever tried fixing the battery in wrong side up??? The Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu had successfully accomplished this under controlled laboratorial environment and had invented the “WEAPON OF MASS DISTRACTION!!!
Thankfully, the critters where not mentally equipped to realize the use the destructive/distractive powers of the weapon and hence had now offered to return it back, but at a cost.
AgentABHI’s mind wandered to that fateful night when it had happened...........
It was a covert operation codenamed “GREAT BALLS OF FIRE”!!!
It involved infiltration of The Critters Headquarters, to retrieve valuable information on a deadly project that DR.HOC was developing named “CRITTERMINATOR”. The completion of such a project would destroy their chances of saving the world.
So went in and they went in hard. But there was a small change of plans??????.
AgentTKP and AgentHARSHA were on another mission, and AgentNEERU was on a vacation with his ladylove. So AgentABHI had, with much reluctance, chosen two lesser-known Agents, Sub-AgentARJUN “doesn’t really”MATTUR and Sub-Agent ANKESH SHAGHH.
It was a sultry night….. AgentABHI looked up at the full moon and his mind wandered (sorry it is habitual!!) to that romantic night with his lover. They looked into each others eyes and they had for the first time...………..OUCH!!!!! Sub-AgentARJUN “doesn’t really”MATTUR and Sub-Agent ANKESH SHAGH had decided to use AgentABHI as a convenient landing pad.
“Cant you shit heads use your brains???” hissed AgentABHI, rubbing his sore back.
“Sorry Sir!!” barked Sub-AgentMATTUR.
“Don’t shout you idiot!! You’ll get us caught,” hissed AgentABHI again wondering how AgentMATTUR had managed to get into their faction.
“Ok men let’s go. Follow me and my orders!!” ordered AgentABHI.
And after fifteen minutes of hissing and foot stomping and half a dozen yelps later the three had managed to reach the Information Department of the Critter facility. But this was not before they had used the WOMD (weapon of mass distraction) to zap two Critter guards and one hapless pig who Sub-AgentMATHUR insisted, had reminded him of the evil Dr.HOC. They scaled they walls and entered the high security labs on the second floor.
AgentABHI got to work immediately and hacked into the systems and stole all necessary information on the “Critterminator”. Just as they where about to leave, Sub-Agent SHAGHH suddenly found a CD of “CRITTER STRIKE 2” in his pocket and this being the favorite past time of Uuvvaaaauuuuuuu, the three couldn’t resist a game!!! As the three sat down and enjoyed some Critter ass-kicking, they failed to realize that the evil Dr.Professor, who had joined with Dr.HOC after his previous attempt to take over the world had failed, had detected their presence in the lab. AgentABHI was enjoying his game when he noticed movement in the corridor, but it was too late.............................................
“Put your friggin hands in the air!!” screamed Dr.Professor, a stun gun gleaming in his hands.
Three Critter guards stood behind him with stupid grins and guns too.
All it needed was a glance between Sub-AgentMATTUR and SHAGHH and before AgentABHI could shout “ATTACK!!”......they had vanished!! AgentABHI turned back at
Dr.Professor knowing he didn’t have much time. The felt the heavy WOMD in his pocket...........................
“Feeling a bit lonely Potter???" sneered Dr.Professor (for those who are surprised by this, AgentABHI is also known in the espionage world as 'Scary Potter')
“Not really......I have you for company now” smiled AgentABHI.
“What do you mean?” asked Prof suspiciously.
“Well I was wondering what is 1+1......could you help me out??” asked AgentABHI confidently.
Now Critters where very dumb by nature as I have mentioned before, hence all 4 critters lifted their hands religiously in an attempt to solve the problem.
AgentABHI could watch it in slow motion....... their guns clattered to the ground and at the same instant AgentABHI had pulled out the WOMD.................
The moment he pressed the “Critter Killer” button AgentABHI knew something was wrong. In his hurry he had aimed the weapon at himself !!!!! ZAP!!!!BUZZZ!!!!!OUCH!!!! AgentABHI felt himself passing out due to shock and his last visions where.....Bbblack.
Luckily for AgentABHI he had merely stun himself and the Critters where knocked out by the shockwaves.
387 meters away after their successful escape........
“Shit!!!” exclaimed Sub-AgentSHAGHH.
“What??” questioned Sub-AgentMATTUR.
“I left the Critter-strike CD back there, we’ve got to get it!!!” said Sub-AgentSHAGHH”.
And that’s how AgentABHI was ‘accidentally’ rescued by his Sub-Agents who had obviously not come for him and as you would have guessed, they left the WOMD behind.
The cold breeze cut across his face….AgentABHI snapped back to reality. AgentNEERU nudged him “It is time, are sure you don want us in with you???”
“No...I’ll do it myself. Thanks” mumbled AgentABHI shaking his head in remorse.
Read the exiting end in the next episode of ............................BLOG WARS-- RETURN OF THE UUVVAAAAUUUUUUU.
posted by HARSHA BALASUBRAMANIAN at 10:51 PM
4 Comments:
ommalai too good da niru
*bows head down in respect*
arjun doenst really mattur man had me on my knees..rofl
too good keep goin man
hats off to you. You should ma ke a novel, seriously
lmfao
Oh wow,Hear that guys the little girl wants to be in our group.
Well babyface, there are a few pre-requisites; ability to throw a chalk more than 20m, being able to say Uuuuuvvaauuuu loud enough for the whole class to hear and a minimum of 50 mokka jokes.
GOOD LUCK!!!
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