AgentHARSHA's 'sneak peek' on - How to join the Uuuvvvaaauuuuuuuuu Club????

The Uuuvvvaaauuuuu club


How many times have you wondered aloud, "how can a person join The Uuuvvvaaauuuu"? How can I be a part of that incredibly addictive and exciting group of Super Heros?? Will I be good enough to be a part of The Uuuvvvaaauuuu???

Well, the next few lines will answer all your questions.
Any person who can follow 8 simple rules and pass a few simple tests will be given a posting at the Uuuvvvaaauuuu high command:-)

THE Uuuvvvaaauuuu RULE BOOK:- By Double-agent, AgentKUNAL.

1)The first rule of Uuuvvvaaauuuu club is - you do not talk about Uuuvvvaaauuuu club

2)The second rule of Uuuvvvaaauuuu club is - you DO NOT talk about Uuuvvvaaauuuu club

3)Third rule - only four guys in the last bench of the class decide who can join The Uuuvvvaaauuuu club

4)Fourth rule - only one mokka(a.k.a Poor Joke)at a time(for the good health of the person telling the mokka).

5)Fifth rule of Uuuvvvaaauuuu club - if someone yells "Stop!!!", goes limp, taps(or dies, the mokka is over.

6)Sixth rule - not more than 10 mokkas in a day.

7)Seventh rule -all the mokkas will go on as long as they have to and will end only with the enforcement of the fifth rule.

8)And the eighth and final rule - if this its your first night in Uuuvvvaaauuuu, you have to yell "Uuuvvvaaauuuuuuuuuu".

These are the few simple tests conducted to test your credibility:
1)Ability to throw a chalk more than 20metres
2)Being able to say Uuuuuvvaauuuu loud enough for the whole class to hear
3)Minimum of 50 mokka jokes before you join.
4)A wacky Super Hero name ex:-crazylittlemonkeyinpants

Best of luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!